The kid stays in the picture!
No, preferably in my tummy. After being stewed for some time. Ask me anything
I got a headache tonight...can we just cuddle?
I think you’re confusing me with the farm animals or whatever creatures you’re normally used to. The headache could also be a tumor. Get it checked out. Ask me anything
I know you love your tea mate, so how do you take...
Like a man? Ask me anything
Do you find drinking strong tea is better than...
Drinking strong tea is better than having sex with Keira Knightly ( or insert sexual fantasy here ) playing your favourite console game at the same time while stuffing your face full of your favourite foods with special magical dust on top that makes it taste 10000 times better than normal all while riding a unicorn for a period of INFINITY. That is how I find drinking tea. Ask me...
When will we see you cosplay?
If someone gets me a really good outfit for the 1th doctor… I may be able to be convinced…even with the bloody bowtie…so long as some alcohol is involved & it’s for halloween or a convention I’m not actually working at. Maaaaybe. Also, an “assistant” would help, since I wouldn’t want to do it on my own. Emphasis on alcohol. Ask me...
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?
I’ll try a brain stem, not a broccoli stem. I actually hate broccoli. nightmares of eating a crispy cooked catapillar that didn’t get washed off… I am a spinach man, through and through though. Ask me anything