Do you find drinking strong tea is better than licking a Fat Lady's armpit?
Drinking strong tea is better than having sex with Keira Knightly ( or insert sexual fantasy here ) playing your favourite console game at the same time while stuffing your face full of your favourite foods with special magical dust on top that makes it taste 10000 times better than normal all while riding a unicorn for a period of INFINITY.
If someone gets me a really good outfit for the 1th doctor… I may be able to be convinced…even with the bloody bowtie…so long as some alcohol is involved & it’s for halloween or a convention I’m not actually working at. Maaaaybe. Also, an “assistant” would help, since I wouldn’t want to do it on my own.